Orpland is proud to offer the Orp Ultimate Disguise Kit (OUDK) !
With these simulated facial hair accessories your Orp can transform into an unrecognizable stranger. Your Orp can finally avoid the celebrity and slip into the background wherever he or she is. This kit includes eight intriguing, reality shattering Orpstaches. Each Orpstache is die cut, actually kiss-cut, from high quality adhesive backed clear vinyl that has been painstaking silk screened with eight unique upper lip brush designs. Remember, like a real mustache there are compromises. With a mustache do you really get the maximum enjoyment of every kiss? Maybe not, but that mustache may get you more kisses so maybe it equals out. For Orp, each Orpstache will slightly reduce Orp's Light output. Sound output is unaffected. And certainly, some people may be simply intimidated by your 'stached Orp and get out of your way without the honk. Wait a second, thats crazy...it's fun to honk!